we-are-all-possessed-by-demons:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
O.O
- People: express your feelings
- People: let them out
- People: it's not good to hold it all in
- Me: *expresses feelings*
- People: whoa calm down
- People: quit exaggerating
- People: get over it
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
(Source: larmoyante)

