what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists
Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.
I think I cracked it:
- 3.01 Mozzarella
- 3.02 Fettuccine Alfredo
- 3.03 Pizza
- 3.04 Spaghetti Bolognese
- 3.05 Lasagne
- 3.06 Ravioli
- 3.07 Calzone (cross-over ep with Parks and Rec obvs. Bert Macklin has a lead)
- 3.08 Minestrone Soup
- 3.09 Pesto
- 3.10 Spaghetti Carbonara
- 3.11 Risotto
- 3.12 Amarone (Hannibal eats another census taker)
- 3.13 Gelato
I will find my someone, and they will realize that I am
a hurricane. That they will step back and be intimidated
by my muchness.
I: God she had that laugh that made you wonder whether you woke up because you had to or because you wanted to.
II: She had a smile that made you want to overlook everything bad that ever happened in your life.
III: She paraded around with battle scarred arms, never trying to hide them because they showcased the war she fought with herself.
IV: And of course I was a sure fool to try and think I could love her, that I could tame her wild heart.