Female comics are my life
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this.
His legs look wonderful
His calves are gorgeous
I’ve been told that alcohol is bad for me.
I’ve also been told that loving you is bad for me.
I’m still drinking
Agostino Brunias (Italian, active in Britain)
Free West Indian Dominicans
Oil on canvas, 31.8 x 24.8 cm
Yale Center for British Art, Paul Mellon Collection
I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!
HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET
um, excuse me, we HAVE to assign this baby a gender. how else will we know what color blanket to give it? do you just want babies to be cold and blanketless? do you hate babies and want them to suffer? stop forcing your politics on an innocent baby
"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you
you must be really small then…only 16?!
please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best